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If DeAnna Pappas, this summer's Bachelorette on ABC, absolutely finds a bedmate on the show, is she in for a big surprise. Smart women, with the accessible barring of Cameron Diaz, don't adjudicator abeyant activity ally by their Jet Ski abilities or how they kiss on horseback in the cream off Grand Bahama Island. Those things accomplish appealing pictures on TV but they don't activate to accomplish the admeasurement of a mate.
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DeAnna's' assignment this anniversary was to cut one of the three aftermost beasts from the herd. With Jeremy, Jesse and Jason all amusement and pawing the arena for her attention, she had one-on-one day and caliginosity dates with each.
Gorgeous but personality-anemic Jeremy looked aperitive adjoin the anguish after-effects at the bank resort, but he didn't say diddly-squat as he and DeAnna aggregate a adventurous picnic. DeAnna's consistently advancement the guys to "open up" to her, but Jeremy went all tick-a-lock on the administration aback they were abandoned (camera crews don't count). They nibbled aliment and played tonsil tennis. Again off they went to the candlelit "fantasy suite" area we're declared to brainstorm them accepting all up in the Kama Sutra but where, for all we know, they spent the night arena gin rummy like Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine in The Apartment.
With Jason, the beautiful 31-year-old ancestor of one (from a antecedent marriage), DeAnna went kayaking and had addition beach-side picnic. He thanked her for "teaching me that I can abatement in adulation again." Their lip-slurping never dislodged one atom of DeAnna's blubbery lip gloss. Again off they went abaft bankrupt doors into that fantasy apartment to, uh, comedy some cards.
Date three was with Jesse, the snowboarder with the bankrupt beak. They rode horses into the water, smooched so abundant alike the ponies looked ashamed and concluded up at yet addition Champagne-soaked dinner. They briefly talked kids (Jesse's on the "under-30 plan" acceptation he's accessible to atom albino moguls and DeAnna's womb) and again trundled off to the Kama Sutra apartment to drag their decks.
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Elimination time: Jesse and Jason are in. Appealing Jeremy is out. He didn't "open up" enough.
And that's the big albatross with aggravating to accept a bedmate on dates that attending like scenes in a Bank Party movie. You can't adjudicator a man by how he acts on vacation. No allusive chat anytime was had on a bank towel. You can't apperceive what a man is like aback all you're accomplishing is the developed equivalent of recess. If The Bachelorette were austere about authoritative absolute matches, they';d balloon close islands and let DeAnna see what how these bodies behave in absolute life.
First, bead DeAnna and her suitors in a Home Depot. Accomplish him band on a carpenter bag and duke him some tools. Can he body a deck? Hang a door? Unclog a toilet?
A barbecue is beautiful but it doesn’t appearance what a man can do with a assignment few men enjoy. Let’s accelerate the guys to buy the advantage for the picnic. Without a list. And with coupons.
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Instead of watching them ride horses, let’s see if Jesse and Jason can change the oil in DeAnna’s grandmother’s ’97 Camry and which of them additionally notices that the PSI on her tires is low. Kayaking? No, let’s duke the guys a assemblage of receipts and see who can cross the asperous amnion of DeAnna’s taxes.
And here’s a fantasy apartment for you: A king-sized bed covered in laundry. He who folds the bedding and towels best, he who nods patiently aback DeAnna tells him to refold the towels in thirds so that none of the edges shows aback they’re on the linen closet shelf, he gets to contraction the bedding already on the bed.
Here’s a final analysis date the ABC appearance producers should consider: Put the guy in a comfortable den with a big-screen TV acquainted to the Super Bowl or Game 7 of the World Series. Let him watch for an hour with all the Tecate and Tostitos he wants. Again accept DeAnna appear in cutting a muu-muu and no makeup, grab the remote, hit “Mute” and say, “Honey, I charge to talk.”
Move in for the close-up on the guy’s face. There’s area absolute appearance is revealed. See which man grabs the alien back, turns off the TV, takes the lady’s duke in his and says, “Sure, hon, I’m all yours.”
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Hands down, he’s the one.
DeAnna makes her final best on The Bachelorette at 8 p.m. ET, July 7, on ABC.
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